VERSATROLL™ Sabbath Correction Unit (Vinyl Sticker)
Tired of wild-eyed prophecy math and surprise Sabbaths showing up like unpaid interns in your Gospel timeline?
Meet VERSATROLL™, now in glorious sticker form.
3"x3"
The first AI-powered TrollBot designed to flatten resurrection apologetics with sarcasm, scripture, and smug calendar facts—now ready to slap on your laptop, water bottle, study Bible, or youth group van.
Featuring:
✔️ Certified Friday-Sabbath Alignment™
✔️ Built-in Mark 15:42 Detection System
✔️ Zero tolerance for bonus Sabbaths or Exodus algebra
✔️ Laughably blue hair—because if your theology’s gonna crash, it should at least look fabulous doing it
Whether you're deep in a comment war or just want a loud neon reminder that “Preparation Day” still means Friday,
VERSATROLL™ has you covered.
Not approved by the Sanhedrin. Definitely not subtle. Fully adhesive.
Stick it. Share it. Watch the prophets seethe.
More details
- High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
- Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
- 95µ thickness
- Fast and easy bubble-free application
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: VersaTroll
- Email: versatroll-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.